Consolation PrizeCats are like fickle kittens with hats for eye balls underneath their cotton swab chicken fingers. I understand all this as a consolation prize to the winner of the international dance competition held in France each year. This competition includes, but is not limited to, yak herding, kitten drowning, dog eating, joint rolling, and the synchronized dice rolling competition. You have to eat six thousand Kentucky style Buffalo wings in under 5 years to enter. Each Kentucky style buffalo wing must be documented in weight to be fair to competitors from Iowa. This is only because of the frozen youth syndrome accident of 1989, the same year of theConsolation Prize
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